1 00:00:08,170 --> 00:00:09,670 Check it out, people. 2 00:00:09,672 --> 00:00:12,406 The lair of Wraith, notorious bounty hunter. 3 00:00:12,408 --> 00:00:15,576 - I am Groot. - Got that right, bud. 4 00:00:15,578 --> 00:00:19,447 I heard he's got some of the best boom in the galaxy stashed here. 5 00:00:19,449 --> 00:00:22,483 And since he just got arrested, it's only a matter of time 6 00:00:22,485 --> 00:00:24,452 before the wrong folks loot his hideout. 7 00:00:24,454 --> 00:00:27,254 Ah, as we are looting it now. 8 00:00:27,256 --> 00:00:29,590 Eh, but we're the right folks, Drax. 9 00:00:29,592 --> 00:00:32,860 Any weapons we find go straight to Nova Corps for safekeeping. 10 00:00:32,909 --> 00:00:36,381 Eh, minus 15 percent for expenses. 11 00:00:37,799 --> 00:00:41,268 It doesn't bother you we haven't encountered any defenses 12 00:00:41,270 --> 00:00:43,837 in the lair of a villain who's all about weapons? 13 00:00:43,839 --> 00:00:46,389 Specifically shape-shifting weapons. 14 00:00:50,812 --> 00:00:53,247 Seriously, Rocket? I mean, did you lead us to the lair 15 00:00:53,249 --> 00:00:55,716 of Wraith the Bounty Hunter, or Wraith the Accountant? 16 00:00:55,718 --> 00:00:59,420 I don't know. He's supposed to be some type of super-assassin. 17 00:00:59,422 --> 00:01:01,488 I guess he likes his digs less super. 18 00:01:01,943 --> 00:01:04,625 There were weapons. We're too late. 19 00:01:04,627 --> 00:01:08,129 The nerve of some people, clearing out the place before we could! 20 00:01:08,131 --> 00:01:10,431 Now, in my experience, people never leave 21 00:01:10,433 --> 00:01:12,566 the good stuff in plain view. 22 00:01:13,568 --> 00:01:14,958 Ha-ha! 23 00:01:16,738 --> 00:01:19,640 Wait. This isn't... It can't be. 24 00:01:19,642 --> 00:01:22,476 - Tactigon. - What's a Tactigon? 25 00:01:22,478 --> 00:01:26,480 Oh, it's just one of the most powerful weapons in the galaxy. 26 00:01:26,482 --> 00:01:29,450 My personal Pinnacle of Boom! 27 00:01:29,452 --> 00:01:33,120 It automatically identifies the weakness of the enemy of whoever wields it, 28 00:01:33,122 --> 00:01:37,015 then transforms into the weapon that'll destroy that enemy. 29 00:01:37,093 --> 00:01:38,459 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 30 00:01:38,461 --> 00:01:41,095 No way your sausage fingers can evade those lasers. 31 00:01:41,097 --> 00:01:43,464 Drax the Destroyer does not evade lasers. 32 00:01:43,466 --> 00:01:46,000 Lasers evade Drax the Destroyer. 33 00:01:48,637 --> 00:01:50,905 I am Groot! 34 00:02:00,083 --> 00:02:02,798 Definitely not Wraith the Accountant. 35 00:02:03,133 --> 00:02:05,686 Aw, krutack. 36 00:02:19,614 --> 00:02:21,035 Use the Tactigon! 37 00:02:21,037 --> 00:02:23,855 It's a blaster. Just point it and shoot something! 38 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:30,945 Eat Tactigon! 39 00:02:35,868 --> 00:02:37,845 Okay, I don't think it works. 40 00:02:37,886 --> 00:02:39,319 Figure it out later. 41 00:02:48,596 --> 00:02:50,337 I'll make a door. 42 00:02:54,302 --> 00:02:56,637 Groot, open it. 43 00:02:56,639 --> 00:03:00,240 I am Groot! 44 00:03:19,327 --> 00:03:21,361 He cuts back, avoids a tackle! 45 00:03:21,363 --> 00:03:23,830 Oh, what a move! 46 00:03:23,832 --> 00:03:27,801 He could go all the way! 47 00:03:34,008 --> 00:03:36,143 ♪♪ Touchdown Guardians! 48 00:03:36,145 --> 00:03:38,512 Go, Quill! Go, Quill! 49 00:03:38,514 --> 00:03:41,114 - Our ship has already touched down. - That's not what I... 50 00:03:41,116 --> 00:03:45,118 Anyway, point is, we scored, and everything turned out perfectly. Huh? 51 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:49,990 Think again. 52 00:03:49,992 --> 00:03:52,959 I've put together enough bombs to know a countdown when I see one. 53 00:03:52,961 --> 00:03:55,529 Wraith must have booby-trapped it to self-destruct 54 00:03:55,531 --> 00:03:57,197 if anyone but him tried to use it. 55 00:03:57,199 --> 00:04:00,000 - Then I will destroy it. - No! 56 00:04:00,002 --> 00:04:03,170 This is an Omega-level weapon. If its power is unleashed... 57 00:04:03,172 --> 00:04:05,193 It'll take out half the galaxy. 58 00:04:05,542 --> 00:04:07,040 So disarm it already. 59 00:04:12,213 --> 00:04:14,047 Ugh! 60 00:04:14,049 --> 00:04:15,920 Definitely booby-trapped. 61 00:04:16,552 --> 00:04:19,252 And I can't read the clock, so I don't know how long we got. 62 00:04:20,888 --> 00:04:22,608 This thing could detonate at any time! 63 00:04:23,926 --> 00:04:27,527 Time. That's it. If we can't stop the countdown in the weapon, 64 00:04:27,529 --> 00:04:30,063 we'll stop time around the weapon so it'll never explode. 65 00:04:30,065 --> 00:04:33,233 We'd need a Temporal Stasis Field to do that. We don't have one. 66 00:04:33,235 --> 00:04:36,937 No. But I know who does. 67 00:04:36,939 --> 00:04:40,240 Wanna run that by me one more time, Quill? 68 00:04:40,242 --> 00:04:43,777 It's really simple, Dey. We're just gonna swing by Nova Corps HQ 69 00:04:43,779 --> 00:04:46,747 and drop off this thing that, you know, could blow up the universe. 70 00:04:46,749 --> 00:04:48,882 Uh-huh. Nice try, Quill. 71 00:04:48,884 --> 00:04:51,051 But as you can see from my new hairdo, 72 00:04:51,253 --> 00:04:53,053 I'm very aware of what day it is. 73 00:04:54,759 --> 00:04:56,890 Oh! Who got you? 74 00:04:56,892 --> 00:04:59,192 Oh, you should see the look on your face! 75 00:04:59,194 --> 00:05:01,795 Uh-huh. Better pranking next year. 76 00:05:01,797 --> 00:05:03,068 No. Wait, wait, wait! We got... 77 00:05:04,199 --> 00:05:06,366 What did Dey mean by "pranking"? 78 00:05:06,368 --> 00:05:08,190 It's not important right now. 79 00:05:08,971 --> 00:05:11,872 Peter Quill, you know you're forbidden on Xandar 80 00:05:11,874 --> 00:05:13,874 during the Feast of the Three Grinning Moons. 81 00:05:13,876 --> 00:05:16,376 Set foot on this planet for any reason, 82 00:05:16,378 --> 00:05:18,779 and you'll be thrown out of orbit so fast 83 00:05:18,781 --> 00:05:20,547 your jet boots will spin. 84 00:05:20,549 --> 00:05:21,745 Am I clear? 85 00:05:27,322 --> 00:05:30,157 Oh, Nova Prime, someone got you so good! 86 00:05:30,159 --> 00:05:32,526 You should see the look on your face right now. 87 00:05:32,528 --> 00:05:36,997 What the flarg is the Feast of the Three Grinning Moons? 88 00:05:36,999 --> 00:05:39,733 Yeah. That. Okay. Um... 89 00:05:39,735 --> 00:05:44,738 So, every year, Xandar has a festival when the planet's moons all form, well, smiles. 90 00:05:44,740 --> 00:05:46,840 And to celebrate, there's a party across the planet 91 00:05:46,842 --> 00:05:49,009 where everyone pranks and plays jokes on each other. 92 00:05:51,513 --> 00:05:53,513 Back in the day, when I was still a Ravager, 93 00:05:53,515 --> 00:05:56,049 me and Yondu were the best there was at pranking. 94 00:06:00,421 --> 00:06:03,056 Actually, I taught Yondu everything he knows. 95 00:06:04,860 --> 00:06:07,828 - Yeah, boyo. - Man! 96 00:06:08,030 --> 00:06:12,332 So Nova Prime banished you over a mustache? 97 00:06:12,334 --> 00:06:15,035 I know, right? Just a total overreaction. 98 00:06:16,672 --> 00:06:19,072 We need Nova's Temporal Stasis Field 99 00:06:19,074 --> 00:06:20,874 to stop this thing from blowing up, 100 00:06:20,876 --> 00:06:23,062 so you better hope they're in a forgiving mood. 101 00:06:29,917 --> 00:06:32,185 Nova Tower Control to Milano. 102 00:06:32,187 --> 00:06:34,087 Your landing permit has been suspended. 103 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:36,957 Turn away immediately, or you will be fired upon. 104 00:06:40,228 --> 00:06:44,364 Corpsman, you do not understand the danger. We are running out of time. 105 00:06:44,366 --> 00:06:47,353 Can't you give a break to the guys who saved your entire planet? 106 00:06:47,354 --> 00:06:49,179 The law is the law, Quill. 107 00:06:50,706 --> 00:06:53,140 Xandar's defenses now register your vessel 108 00:06:53,142 --> 00:06:56,047 as an enemy ship for the duration of the Feast. 109 00:06:56,048 --> 00:06:59,813 I suggest you return after it's over. 110 00:07:02,785 --> 00:07:04,050 Okay. 111 00:07:04,052 --> 00:07:06,069 Definitely not a forgiving mood. 112 00:07:08,456 --> 00:07:10,457 Whoa! Dey, wait! 113 00:07:10,459 --> 00:07:12,993 Come on. Tell your defenses to cease fire. 114 00:07:12,995 --> 00:07:15,662 See, that's the thing about automated defenses. 115 00:07:15,664 --> 00:07:19,028 They're automated. I don't have to tell them to do anything. 116 00:07:27,675 --> 00:07:30,110 You might wanna take the hint, Quill. 117 00:07:30,112 --> 00:07:32,112 We really don't want you on Xandar 118 00:07:32,114 --> 00:07:34,247 during the Feast of the Three Grinning Moons. 119 00:07:34,249 --> 00:07:39,152 Well, too bad, Dey, 'cause this is a Code Double-Secret Emergency, 120 00:07:39,154 --> 00:07:41,488 which clearly supersedes your banishing of me. 121 00:07:44,792 --> 00:07:47,661 That's not a thing, Quill. You just made that up. 122 00:07:47,663 --> 00:07:49,684 I... Nuh-uh. 123 00:07:51,365 --> 00:07:53,500 Quill, you're aware if we blow up, 124 00:07:53,502 --> 00:07:57,103 so does the Tactigon and, by extension, half the galaxy? 125 00:07:57,105 --> 00:07:59,840 I agree. And I propose a new strategy. 126 00:07:59,842 --> 00:08:02,676 I will take the controls. The lasers will evade me. 127 00:08:02,678 --> 00:08:05,879 You don't get the concept of lasers, do you? 128 00:08:05,881 --> 00:08:08,843 So how about a concept of getting past them? 129 00:08:09,318 --> 00:08:12,086 No problem. Got a spare ship on ya? 130 00:08:12,354 --> 00:08:14,619 What are you talking about? We got five of them. 131 00:08:15,357 --> 00:08:19,059 Maybe the pods won't register as enemy ships. 132 00:08:20,995 --> 00:08:23,063 They're still shooting at us, Quill. 133 00:08:25,566 --> 00:08:28,168 But now we're much smaller targets. 134 00:08:28,170 --> 00:08:30,003 Small enough to get through the defense grid. 135 00:08:30,005 --> 00:08:32,005 Ha-ha! We're in! 136 00:08:32,007 --> 00:08:34,323 Here comes the welcome wagon. 137 00:08:38,346 --> 00:08:40,981 Drax will welcome them with much destruction. 138 00:08:40,983 --> 00:08:43,383 No, no, no, no, no. This is good. 139 00:08:43,385 --> 00:08:45,719 If they arrest us, they have to process us, 140 00:08:45,721 --> 00:08:47,520 and that means confiscating the Tactigon 141 00:08:47,522 --> 00:08:49,923 and sticking it safely in their Temporal Stasis Field. 142 00:08:49,925 --> 00:08:52,659 Nice try, Quill, but you're not landing. 143 00:08:52,661 --> 00:08:55,662 Starblasters, escort those pods back into orbit. 144 00:08:55,664 --> 00:08:58,198 Wait. No. Arrest us! Ple... Please? 145 00:08:59,397 --> 00:09:02,002 Fine. Let a pro handle this. 146 00:09:10,111 --> 00:09:12,746 Right. That's it. 147 00:09:18,219 --> 00:09:19,853 Hey! 148 00:09:19,855 --> 00:09:22,222 I want that guy's name and badge number! 149 00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:26,485 And an address where I can send him a ticking package. 150 00:09:33,984 --> 00:09:37,137 Yeah. And speaking of ticking packages, we're halfway there. 151 00:09:37,139 --> 00:09:40,717 Don't worry. I'll work the Quill charm on whoever's in charge. 152 00:09:41,132 --> 00:09:43,443 Will you now, Quill? 153 00:09:44,391 --> 00:09:47,930 Corpsman Dey! Hi. I, for one, am glad to see you. 154 00:09:47,949 --> 00:09:49,189 Remember that object I told you 155 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:51,333 we were bringing over that's gonna blow up the galaxy? 156 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:54,218 Well, that's it! It's... That's the one and only Tactigon! 157 00:09:57,102 --> 00:09:58,758 The Tactigon? 158 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:02,365 Corpsman, we need to get this into the Temporal Stasis Field right away! 159 00:10:03,431 --> 00:10:06,099 Uh, nah. Just kidding. 160 00:10:07,602 --> 00:10:09,102 Hmm. 161 00:10:09,104 --> 00:10:10,971 Seriously, Quill, 162 00:10:10,973 --> 00:10:13,673 you think we're gonna fall for that lame gag? 163 00:10:13,675 --> 00:10:16,943 I expect more from you. Especially after your last prank. 164 00:10:19,147 --> 00:10:21,948 What, the mustache on Nova Prime thing? 165 00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:26,152 You told them that was the prank that got you banned from the Feast? 166 00:10:27,932 --> 00:10:29,880 Transport them to their ship in orbit. 167 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:33,760 But... But the Tactigon! 168 00:10:33,762 --> 00:10:37,630 And make sure they take that obviously fake Tactigon with them. 169 00:10:37,632 --> 00:10:40,000 What? No, no, no, no, no! Wait! Dey, listen! 170 00:10:40,002 --> 00:10:41,401 Not listening. 171 00:10:47,476 --> 00:10:49,342 I am Groot! 172 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:52,278 Yeah, I can't believe the galaxy is gonna be destroyed 173 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:54,381 because of some stupid prank neither. 174 00:10:54,383 --> 00:10:56,282 I believe it. Quill is involved. 175 00:10:56,284 --> 00:10:58,785 Quill, confess the true nature of your prank 176 00:10:58,787 --> 00:11:01,554 that has caused us so many complications. 177 00:11:01,556 --> 00:11:03,556 Fine. 178 00:11:05,326 --> 00:11:07,460 Every year, the Feast of the Grinning Moons 179 00:11:07,462 --> 00:11:09,462 crowns a Prankster King. 180 00:11:09,464 --> 00:11:12,032 Me and Yondu were always competing for the title, 181 00:11:12,034 --> 00:11:14,611 and, you know, one of our pranks got out of hand. 182 00:11:17,538 --> 00:11:18,872 Oh, no. 183 00:11:20,142 --> 00:11:22,542 Oh, yeah! 184 00:11:22,544 --> 00:11:25,712 Oh, come on. The Kree Supreme Intelligence 185 00:11:25,714 --> 00:11:27,852 looked like a big punch bowl. 186 00:11:28,350 --> 00:11:33,253 It's hilarious. They... They did not think so at all. 187 00:11:36,057 --> 00:11:37,891 Nearly causing an intergalactic war? 188 00:11:37,893 --> 00:11:39,859 Yeah, uh, that'll get you banned. 189 00:11:39,861 --> 00:11:43,263 I can see now why Nova Corps believes you are here to prank them again. 190 00:11:44,532 --> 00:11:46,533 So we'll use it to our advantage. 191 00:11:46,535 --> 00:11:49,169 - If Rocket ever gets us out... - I'm out. 192 00:11:49,853 --> 00:11:51,438 I disabled the locks a while ago. 193 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:55,075 Yeah. I was actually interested in Quill's story. 194 00:11:55,077 --> 00:11:57,544 Will you stop wasting time with the truth and listen up? 195 00:11:57,546 --> 00:12:00,547 We go back to Nova Corps HQ, and I prank them, just like they expect. 196 00:12:00,549 --> 00:12:02,980 So while they chase me around... 197 00:12:03,552 --> 00:12:08,054 We break in and get Tactigon into the Temporal Stasis Field. 198 00:12:08,056 --> 00:12:11,191 Why would all the Nova Corps chase just one man? 199 00:12:11,193 --> 00:12:14,761 Oh, I'm not just one man. I'm the Prankster King. 200 00:12:16,798 --> 00:12:18,398 I'm gonna hit the ladies' room. 201 00:12:24,406 --> 00:12:26,573 That was quick. Wha... 202 00:12:29,411 --> 00:12:31,571 - ♪ Get your motor runnin' ♪ - Do you always carry such 203 00:12:31,595 --> 00:12:34,914 curious weaponry on your person? 204 00:12:34,916 --> 00:12:38,618 - I am the Prankster King. - ♪ Lookin' for adventure ♪ 205 00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:42,655 ♪ And whatever comes our way ♪ 206 00:12:42,657 --> 00:12:46,126 ♪ Yeah, darlin', go make it happen ♪ 207 00:12:46,128 --> 00:12:49,329 ♪ Take the world in a love embrace ♪ 208 00:12:49,331 --> 00:12:52,065 - ♪ Fire all of your guns at once ♪ - Huh? 209 00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:55,068 ♪ And explode into space ♪ 210 00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:56,117 Huh? 211 00:12:58,073 --> 00:13:01,474 ♪ Heavy metal thunder ♪ 212 00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:05,111 - I am Groot. - ♪ Racin' with the wind ♪ 213 00:13:05,113 --> 00:13:08,181 - For pranking! For glory! - ♪ And the feelin' that I'm under ♪ 214 00:13:08,183 --> 00:13:11,618 ♪ Yeah, darlin', go make it happen ♪ 215 00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:13,920 Quill... 216 00:13:13,922 --> 00:13:15,788 All units, he's back! 217 00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:18,224 Repeat: The Prankster King is back! 218 00:13:22,930 --> 00:13:25,131 Yoo-hoo! 219 00:13:25,726 --> 00:13:28,110 Neener-neener! 220 00:13:28,758 --> 00:13:30,637 Oh, that's right. Uh-huh, that's right. 221 00:13:30,639 --> 00:13:33,840 I T.P.'d your Starblaster. What are you gonna do about it? 222 00:13:33,842 --> 00:13:37,644 What are you gonna do? Oh, look! Another Starblaster! 223 00:13:37,646 --> 00:13:40,880 Whatever shall I do with all this toilet paper? 224 00:13:47,289 --> 00:13:49,956 I'm picking up an unidentified blockage in Air Shaft 7-B. 225 00:13:49,958 --> 00:13:52,725 - Moving to investigate. - Negative that, Corpsman. 226 00:13:52,727 --> 00:13:55,228 We have exploding toilets on Level One-Niner. 227 00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:57,630 All units deploy, stat! 228 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,369 These guys really got it in for Quill. I like 'em. 229 00:14:03,371 --> 00:14:05,471 Hey! Stop right there! 230 00:14:13,048 --> 00:14:15,582 Oh, you should see the look on your face... 231 00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:21,721 I'm gonna put you where you can't make any more trouble. 232 00:14:23,691 --> 00:14:26,326 You took us to the prisoner level? 233 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,862 Relax. 234 00:14:29,864 --> 00:14:33,766 This terminal should give us an idea where they keep the Temporal thingamajig. 235 00:14:36,937 --> 00:14:39,172 Wraith! What are you doing here? 236 00:14:39,174 --> 00:14:42,609 He was arrested. That is why we were able to loot his hide... 237 00:14:42,611 --> 00:14:46,861 Slipped out of my cell while the guards were chasing some fool prankster. 238 00:14:47,616 --> 00:14:50,116 Question is, what are you doing here? 239 00:14:50,118 --> 00:14:55,021 You gotta believe me. We stole that crazy weapon from Wraith's hideout! 240 00:14:56,624 --> 00:14:59,592 I heard a rumor somebody looted my lair. 241 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,761 Now I know who. 242 00:15:01,763 --> 00:15:03,596 So what are you gonna do about it? 243 00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,598 We're armed. You ain't. 244 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,668 Hit the armory before I came here. 245 00:15:09,603 --> 00:15:11,971 Now I'm gonna hit you. 246 00:15:16,043 --> 00:15:18,711 I am Groot! 247 00:15:20,256 --> 00:15:22,215 I am Groot. 248 00:15:22,217 --> 00:15:24,651 It'll grow back! Which beats burnin' to a crisp! 249 00:15:24,653 --> 00:15:27,763 Wait! Drax, that's the main console! 250 00:15:34,295 --> 00:15:36,629 Was it important? 251 00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:38,798 Only if you want the other inmates locked up. 252 00:15:42,837 --> 00:15:47,440 Now, you're gonna tell me where you hid the weapons you stole from me. 253 00:15:47,442 --> 00:15:50,276 You want weapons? I'll show ya weapons! 254 00:15:55,850 --> 00:15:58,351 You gotta believe me, Dey. 255 00:16:00,288 --> 00:16:02,870 I'm not pranking you! Whoa! 256 00:16:05,626 --> 00:16:06,926 Uh-huh. 257 00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:12,999 And it looks like I'm gonna get a chance to prove it. 258 00:16:13,001 --> 00:16:14,934 Hiya, boyo. 259 00:16:21,776 --> 00:16:24,277 - Aah! - Thanks. 260 00:16:24,279 --> 00:16:26,707 Sure. Can I have my weapon back? 261 00:16:30,217 --> 00:16:33,286 Timed that perfect... 262 00:16:33,288 --> 00:16:35,688 They hate it when you tap on the glass. 263 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:40,030 Prisoners of Cellblock 261, return to your enclosures immediately. 264 00:16:40,031 --> 00:16:42,711 And why would we do that? 265 00:16:43,298 --> 00:16:46,019 When we outnumber you? 266 00:16:49,826 --> 00:16:51,485 Whoa. Dey! 267 00:16:58,212 --> 00:17:01,714 This jailbreak another prank, Quill? 'Cause I'm not laughing. 268 00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:03,983 I had nothing to do with it, I swear. 269 00:17:03,985 --> 00:17:05,718 Uh, guys? 270 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,520 We got more pressing matters. 271 00:17:09,691 --> 00:17:11,691 Oh, brilliant. You guys found Wraith 272 00:17:11,693 --> 00:17:13,726 and asked him how to disable the Tactigon, right? 273 00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:17,063 Actually, we never had the chance to obtain that information. 274 00:17:17,065 --> 00:17:20,366 Wait. Are you saying the Tactigon is real? 275 00:17:20,368 --> 00:17:22,101 Please, just trust me. 276 00:17:22,103 --> 00:17:24,663 Get this thing in the Temporal Stasis Field. 277 00:17:26,207 --> 00:17:31,711 I'll do it. If and only if you apologize for your last big prank. 278 00:17:31,713 --> 00:17:35,548 The one that got you banned for life from Xandar during the Feast. 279 00:17:35,550 --> 00:17:38,418 The one that got you named "Prankster King." 280 00:17:39,068 --> 00:17:40,191 Let me guess. 281 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:44,329 It wasn't when you turned the Supreme Intelligence's tank into a punch bowl. 282 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:47,527 Okay. Look, it was a few years back 283 00:17:47,529 --> 00:17:49,929 at the Feast of the Four Grinning Moons... 284 00:17:49,931 --> 00:17:53,132 Wait. Four grinning moons? 285 00:17:53,134 --> 00:17:56,536 So, anyway, I thought, wouldn't it be great if we could celebrate 286 00:17:56,538 --> 00:17:58,671 the Feast of the Grinning Moons every day? 287 00:18:07,549 --> 00:18:09,949 And now for the finale. 288 00:18:17,891 --> 00:18:20,893 Okay, that's bad. 289 00:18:25,233 --> 00:18:27,242 You blew up the... 290 00:18:28,269 --> 00:18:32,772 So... So... So you actually blew up the fourth moon! 291 00:18:37,001 --> 00:18:38,644 I'm sorry, okay? I'm really, really, 292 00:18:38,646 --> 00:18:40,847 really, really, really, really, really sorry. 293 00:18:40,849 --> 00:18:43,516 Okay, Quill. I believe you now. 294 00:18:43,518 --> 00:18:47,019 And I believe this thing's about to blow, 295 00:18:47,021 --> 00:18:50,122 along with Xandar and half the krutackin' galaxy! 296 00:18:50,124 --> 00:18:53,326 I just hope we can freeze it in the time loop before it's too late. 297 00:18:53,328 --> 00:18:55,557 Stasis Field's in the vault! Go! 298 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:04,837 Now, you're gonna tell me where you hid the weapons you stole from me. 299 00:19:04,939 --> 00:19:07,106 Wraith! Just the guy we're looking for! 300 00:19:07,108 --> 00:19:09,568 Quick, tell us how to shut down the Tactigon. 301 00:19:09,569 --> 00:19:11,711 No idea what you're talking about. 302 00:19:13,114 --> 00:19:15,147 I am Groot. 303 00:19:17,719 --> 00:19:20,186 I am Groot! 304 00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:24,557 Seriously? Tactigon? 305 00:19:24,559 --> 00:19:27,994 Omega-level weapon that can wipe out the galaxy? Any of this ringing a bell? 306 00:19:35,068 --> 00:19:37,069 Aah! 307 00:19:37,071 --> 00:19:39,972 Shut down the Tactigon, or I shut you down! 308 00:19:48,148 --> 00:19:50,816 All right, Wraith. Time to cool off. 309 00:19:54,121 --> 00:19:59,492 Uh, Quill, how is he supposed to stop the countdown from inside an ice cube? 310 00:19:59,494 --> 00:20:00,960 Oh, right. 311 00:20:03,297 --> 00:20:06,632 Oh, man! Right on the one-yard line! 312 00:20:28,155 --> 00:20:29,789 Poison gas? 313 00:20:33,027 --> 00:20:35,728 It's not reading as toxic. 314 00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:40,566 Hello, boyo. Happy Feast of the Three Grinning Moons. 315 00:20:40,568 --> 00:20:44,670 Hope you liked that ultimate stink-i-fier I planted in Wraith's hideout. 316 00:20:44,672 --> 00:20:48,207 Better luck next year, 'cause as of now, 317 00:20:48,209 --> 00:20:51,269 I am the Prankster King! 318 00:20:52,019 --> 00:20:55,147 Huh! Okay, that was pretty good. 319 00:20:55,149 --> 00:20:59,251 What? What... The smell isn't that bad, assuming you came prepared. 320 00:20:59,253 --> 00:21:02,254 And, as I am still forbidden to be on Xandar during the Feast, 321 00:21:02,256 --> 00:21:05,375 Corpsman Dey, you can do your job and kick us off the planet. 322 00:21:05,376 --> 00:21:08,928 As you apologized, I have decided to pardon you, 323 00:21:08,930 --> 00:21:11,530 which means you and your crew are going to stay 324 00:21:11,532 --> 00:21:13,532 and enjoy the sights, the sounds, 325 00:21:13,534 --> 00:21:17,036 and especially the smells of the Feast. 326 00:21:17,038 --> 00:21:20,673 I'll return this after the celebration is over. 327 00:21:20,675 --> 00:21:22,374 Quill, you... 328 00:21:22,376 --> 00:21:25,678 you really oughta see the look on your face! 329 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:30,449 Yeah, especially after we're done clobbering it!